10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss