10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com