10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.