10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."