10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha