10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."