10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fook the floosh droo!