10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow