10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Welcome to kicker school
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear