10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth