10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it