10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez