10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die