10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.