10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.