10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha