10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet