10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd