10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."