10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz