10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.