10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.