10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---