10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson