10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- You have to piss with the dick you have