10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• in the poker game of life women are the rake