10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth