10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fold and live to fold again