10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers