10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant