10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth