10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986