10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.