10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier