10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.