10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."