10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet