10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• It's Free To Fold...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.