10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers