10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com