10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth