10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave