10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!