10 Random Poker Quotes

• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi