10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim