10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine