10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave