10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!