10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.