10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.